Dear diary..last night I slept with Bill Clinton. Wow, it was so amazing I now I understand why people call him as the most powerful man in th world. Next week I have a date with Fidel Castro. Wish me luck..
November 14:
Dear diary..he's so charming and gentle. His beard touched me everywhere. He touch me with the way I have never been touch before. He calls that a revolutionary way. Now I understand why Cuban Cigar is so famous in the world. It satisfies me too. Diary I have a plan to conquer Bill Gates, the richest man in the world. It must be next month.
December 12:
Damn him, diary!! Now I understand why he named the company "MICROSOFT"...!!! His really micro and soft.
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