ABOUT WIVES !!! PITY MEN After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Al Gore- By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates- Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Mike Tyson- The great question.. which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
-George Clooney- I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Bill Clinton- "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
-George W. Bush- "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
-Rudy Giuliani- "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
-Michael Jordan- "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
-Donald Trump- Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Shaquille O’Neal- The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
-Kobe Bryant- You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-David Hasselhoff- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Alec Baldwin- A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Barack Obama- Marriage is the only war where one -sleeps with the enemy.
-Tommy Lee- A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
-Brad Pitt- First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
-Jimmy Kimmel- “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
-David Letterman- “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!
-Jay Leno-
-Al Gore- By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates- Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Mike Tyson- The great question.. which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
-George Clooney- I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Bill Clinton- "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
-George W. Bush- "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
-Rudy Giuliani- "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
-Michael Jordan- "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
-Donald Trump- Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Shaquille O’Neal- The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
-Kobe Bryant- You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-David Hasselhoff- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Alec Baldwin- A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Barack Obama- Marriage is the only war where one -sleeps with the enemy.
-Tommy Lee- A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
-Brad Pitt- First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
-Jimmy Kimmel- “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
-David Letterman- “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!
-Jay Leno-
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