It's so dark

A wife was cheating with her secret boyfriend in her house, not knowing that her son was hiding in the closet. Suddenly the Dad went home early, so the boyfriend went quickly to the closet and hide.

In the closet...
Son : It's dark in here, huh?
Boyfriend. : Hmmm...
Son. : I have a good baseball bat!
Boyfriend. : So..? Son. : I wanna sell it, u wanna buy?
Boyfriend. : No! Son. : Sure? 750 dollar.
Boyfriend. : Are u crazy? Son. : Dad's just out side...
Boyfriend. : Crap.. Alright!
Next week, the same thing happened. Son. : It's dark in here, right?
Boyfriend. : Hmmm...
Son. : I have a baseball glove, I wanna sell it.
Boyfriend. : How much?
Son. : 250 dollar.
Boyfriend. : What?!? Son. : Dad's just outside, wanna meet?
Boyfriend. : Crap! Okay then.
On the next Saturday, the Dad asked his son to play some baseball.
His son told him that he sold his bat and glove to his friend for 1000 dollar. Dad was very angry, thought his kid tricked his friend.
So the Dad ordered his Son to go to church, to confess his sin.

In the confession chamber...
Son. : It's dark in here...
The Priest. : Please, don't start again...