Ah Beng Story

Ah Beng the Crazy
Singaporean.
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Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?Because below 18 not allowed !
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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.Ah Beng   : "Do you have color TV ?"Salesgirl : "Yes !"Ah Beng   : "Give me a green one, please "
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Ah Beng  is  filling  up an application form for a job.  He supplied the information  for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question.  After  much thought, he writes " Yes"
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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.Ah Beng   : "What is that shiny object ?"Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."Ah Beng   : "What does it do ?"Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"Ah Beng   : "I'll buy it"The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flatBoss      : "What is that shiny object ?"Ah Beng   : "It's a thermos flask."Boss      : "What does it do ?"Ah Beng   : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"Boss      : "What do you have in it !?"Ah Beng   : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
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After  taking  photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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 Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks hispicture is being taken.
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Why can't  Ah Beng dial 911?Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
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Ah Beng  had  just  bought  a  new  computer  and was using it.  When he encountered some  problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some  tries.  Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer  retailer for support.Ah Beng  : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an  hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"
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Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him whathad happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and thephone ring - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up  the iron and stuck it to my ear  "Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .... what happened to  the other ear ?"Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back!!!!"
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Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN  Taipei !  AND LAS VEGAS ?"Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."Ah Beng  : "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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After  completing  a  jigsaw  puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a  friend."It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags."FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims."YOU  ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS".
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 At  a  bar  in  New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,  "JOHNNIE  WALKER,  SINGLE" and his  companion says,  "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".The bartender approaches Kok Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?" Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED"
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