Black Bra

 The Black Bra (as told by a woman) 

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door.Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes...Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams, I love you.'Then we made passionate love all night long. 

The mistress:Me too ! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes.When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. 

Then I had to share my story:When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.When he came in the door and saw me he said,  
 
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