Wifes Quote

ABOUT WIVES !!! PITY MEN

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. 
-Al Gore- 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates- 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. 
-Mike Tyson- 

The great question.. which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? 
-George Clooney-

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 
-Bill Clinton- 

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." 
-George W. Bush- 

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." 
-Rudy Giuliani-

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." 
-Michael Jordan- 

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! 
-Donald Trump- 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. 
-Shaquille O’Neal-

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... 
-Kobe Bryant- 

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. 
-David Hasselhoff-

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. 
-Alec Baldwin-

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. 
-Barack Obama- 

Marriage is the only war where one -sleeps with the enemy. 
-Tommy Lee-

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." 
-Brad Pitt-

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" 
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 
-Jimmy Kimmel-

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” 
-David Letterman- 

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing! 
-Jay Leno-